Five reasons why your cat is better than sex

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1. Your cat won’t tell you you’re doing it wrong.

2. Your cat doesn’t expect a call the next day.

3. Your cat won’t give you a suspicious burning down there.

4. Your cat doesn’t care what you look like naked.

5. You can pet more than one cat at a time without guilt.

 

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