We apologize in advance for the silliness of these jokes. Feel free to laugh and pity us at the same time.
Q: What do you call a pile of kittens
A: a meowntain
Q: Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn?
A: She had a litter of mittens.
Q: What do you get if you cross a chick with an alley cat?
A: A peeping tom.
A guy walks into a laundry run by cats. “Excuse me”, he said to the cat in charge, “Can you get milk stains out?” “Sure,” replied the cat. “We’ll have that stain licked in a minute!”
sweet little black kitty 