Cat Jokes

We apologize in advance for the silliness of these jokes. Feel free to laugh and pity us at the same time.

Q: What do you call a pile of kittens

A: a meowntain 

Q: Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn?

A: She had a litter of mittens. 

Q: What do you get if you cross a chick with an alley cat?

A: A peeping tom. 

A guy walks into a laundry run by cats. “Excuse me”, he said to the cat in charge, “Can you get milk stains out?” “Sure,” replied the cat. “We’ll have that stain licked in a minute!”



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