1. Your cat is loathe to come in from the cold
2. Your cat dissapears for hours every day
3. Your cat speaks a language you don’t understand
4. Your cat is capable of random acts of violence
5. Your cat has a handler
1. Your cat is constantly plotting for and against you.
2. Your cat knows that he’s the rightful heir to the Iron Throne or any throne.
3. Your cat expects to be waited on paw and paw.
4. Your cat doesn’t want to hear your excuses.
5. Your happiness is none of your cat’s concern.
1. You will never be the father of any of your cat’s kittens.
2. Your cat doesn’t care about the size of your package.
3. You already know your cat won’t call you in the morning or at anytime.
4. You know where your cat has been.
5. Your cat won’t ever accidentally sleep with your sister.
1. Your cat won’t make you stay late and then screw you on overtime
2. Your cat won’t write an intentionally vague but still disparaging employee review
3. Your cat can’t email you documents after work hours
4. Your cat won’t take your ideas, use them as their own and never ever give you credit
5. Your cat won’t get drunk at the Christmas party and try to kiss you
Sometimes communication between species takes on a whole new meaning. Here’s a funny take on inter species communication from the New Yorker.
