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5 Reasons Why your Cat may be a Spy

 

1. Your cat is loathe to come in from the cold

2. Your cat dissapears for hours every day

3. Your cat speaks a language you don’t understand

4. Your cat is capable of random acts of violence

5. Your cat has a handler

5 More Reasons why your Cat is better than Sex

 

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1. You will never be the father of any of your cat’s kittens.

2. Your cat doesn’t care about the size of your package.

3. You already know your cat won’t call you in the morning or at anytime.

4. You know where your cat has been.

5. Your cat won’t ever accidentally sleep with your sister.

 

Puss in Books

While Sweet Little Black Kitty is the worlds first feline poet cats have a long history in literature. Periodically we’ll feature some favorites. Let us know who your favorite puss in books are. Thanks Flavorwire.

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The Master and Margarita, Mikhail Bulgakov

The greatest cat in all of literature might just be Behemoth, the gun-crazy, vodka-swilling, wisecracking feline — a kind of cracked Puss-in-Boots — that pals around with Satan in the 1930s Moscow of Bulgakov’s classic. He’s also, as his name suggests, rather enormous. And he won’t let you forget it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A whole new Catwalk

Don’t forget your cat when you’re renovating. ViralNova gives us this great story about a German company  Goldtatze.de that makes fantastical “cat heavens” for cats here on earth. Everyone has a granite counter top but a cat heaven that’s too cool for kitty school!