5 Signs your Cat might be a Zombie

1. It’s stopped eating, even the really expensive stuff.

2. It’s taken to meowing in a blood curdling fashion.

3. There’s blood dripping from it’s eyes.

4. Instead of curling up in the window it bashes it’s head against the window all night long.

5. The only chew toy it enjoys is a severed finger.

5 Reasons Why your Cat may be a Spy

 

1. Your cat is loathe to come in from the cold

2. Your cat dissapears for hours every day

3. Your cat speaks a language you don’t understand

4. Your cat is capable of random acts of violence

5. Your cat has a handler