Extra Extra Kitty Print Dress

If you really loved your cat you’d wear this dress! A great dress from ModCloth that tells the world your cat is front page worthy!

 

Cats Win Every Time

Don’t woof me! Cats Rule! Thanks Funny or Die for this great pix.

5 Signs your Cat might be a Zombie

1. It’s stopped eating, even the really expensive stuff.

2. It’s taken to meowing in a blood curdling fashion.

3. There’s blood dripping from it’s eyes.

4. Instead of curling up in the window it bashes it’s head against the window all night long.

5. The only chew toy it enjoys is a severed finger.

5 Reasons Why your Cat may be a Spy

 

1. Your cat is loathe to come in from the cold

2. Your cat dissapears for hours every day

3. Your cat speaks a language you don’t understand

4. Your cat is capable of random acts of violence

5. Your cat has a handler

Monster The Singing Cat

Every cat has a talent, some are writers(ahem), others are singers. Monster is a singing cat. A vocal disorder makes it sound like Monster is singing every time he yawns. How do you get to Carnegie Hall? Yawn, yawn, yawn.

Who’s been sleeping in my bed?!

Beware Humans, first we steal the dog bed then we come for your bed!

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Interspecies Communication-Cat to Baby

This cat is thinking “You morons got a defective cat. Now you’re stuck with it.”

Cat Jokes

We apologize in advance for the silliness of these jokes. Feel free to laugh and pity us at the same time.

Q: What do you call a pile of kittens

A: a meowntain 

Q: Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn?

A: She had a litter of mittens. 

Q: What do you get if you cross a chick with an alley cat?

A: A peeping tom. 

A guy walks into a laundry run by cats. “Excuse me”, he said to the cat in charge, “Can you get milk stains out?” “Sure,” replied the cat. “We’ll have that stain licked in a minute!”

Catspiracy

5 More Reasons why your Cat is better than Sex

 

 

1. You will never be the father of any of your cat’s kittens.

2. Your cat doesn’t care about the size of your package.

3. You already know your cat won’t call you in the morning or at anytime.

4. You know where your cat has been.

5. Your cat won’t ever accidentally sleep with your sister.

 

Five reasons why your cat is better than sex

1. Your cat won’t tell you you’re doing it wrong.

2. Your cat doesn’t expect a call the next day.

3. Your cat won’t give you a suspicious burning down there.

4. Your cat doesn’t care what you look like naked.

5. You can pet more than one cat at a time without guilt.

 

5 Reasons Why your Cat is better than Facebook

1. Your cat won’t ever send you a friend request

2. Your cat won’t post pictures of its latest meal in an attempt at culinary Schadenfreude

3. Your cat doesn’t care if you “like” it

4. You’ll know immediately when your cat changes its privacy regulations

5. Your cat won’t ever tag you in pictures that could embarrass, shame or cause a legal action against you.

 

 

Interspecies love

Talk about your interspecies communication, check out the video below. If you have any examples of interspecies love we’d love to see it.

Tempted by the fur of another

5 Reasons why your Cat is better than your Boss

1. Your cat won’t make you stay late and then screw you on overtime

2. Your cat won’t write an intentionally vague but still disparaging employee review

3. Your cat can’t email you documents after work hours

4. Your cat won’t take your ideas, use them as their own and never ever give you credit

5. Your cat won’t get drunk at the Christmas party and try to kiss you

5 Reasons Why your Cat is Better than your Ex

1. Your cat won’t ever “forget” to take/put on birth control.

2. Your cat won’t TiVo over Game of Thrones/Scandal and pretend it was an accident.

3. If your cat has a problem with you you’ll know immediately. Your cat can’t spell passive aggressive.

4. Your cat doesn’t want to change you. It only wants you to change the kitty litter.

5. Your cat doesn’t compare you to other humans. As far as your cat is concerned all humans are hopeless.

Next week 5 Reasons Why Your Cat is Better than your Boss

 

A cat lover by any other name

No judgements here.

Old dog New trick

Sometimes communication between species takes on a whole new meaning. Here’s a funny take on inter species communication from the New Yorker.

Walk like a video cat

Samantha Grossman at time.com tells us about a new video game where humans pretend to be cats. The game seems rather simplistic, but then what do you expect from humans? If you want enlightened cat culture read Sweet Little Black Kitty Collected Poems. If you want to knock things down like a cathole read on.

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Obviously being a cat would be the best thing ever: your life would revolve around napping, rubbing up against people because you think they’re giant cats, and jumping up on shelves and knocking things over. Some beautiful genius has taken that last part of the equation and turned it into a video game that you can play online.

The first-person cat simulator is called Catlateral Damage (duh) and seriously, the player’s only objective is to knock over as many items as possible in two minutes. For now, the game — developed by QA tester Chris Chung — is limited to the owner’s bedroom. It’s currently in its alpha stage, and the full version will include more levels and more objects to send tumbling to the floor. The player’s sole weapon, however, will still be a paw.

Chung hasn’t yet announced the official release date, but you can play the alpha version in your browser, bringing you one step closer to finally figuring out how it feels to be a cat. And we can say this: the knocking stuff over part definitely feels good.