Extra Extra Kitty Print Dress

If you really loved your cat you’d wear this dress! A great dress from ModCloth that tells the world your cat is front page worthy!

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5 Signs your Cat might be a Zombie

1. It’s stopped eating, even the really expensive stuff.

2. It’s taken to meowing in a blood curdling fashion.

3. There’s blood dripping from it’s eyes.

4. Instead of curling up in the window it bashes it’s head against the window all night long.

5. The only chew toy it enjoys is a severed finger.

5 Reasons Why Your Cat is like a Pope

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1. Your cat looks good in fur.

2. Your cat demands regular tithing of kitty treats and rubdowns.

3. Your cat will excommunicate you for a variety of reasons.

4. Your cat expects worshipful attention when he deigns to speak.

5.Your home is a nation state ruled by your cat.

Speaking of talking cats…

You know that sound your Uncle Morty used to make after he had too much food and wine? You don’t have an Uncle Morty? ¬†Well imagine you did and imagine that sound times ten. Now you’re ready to check out the video of lynx talking to each other. You will never complain about Uncle Morty or anyone’s voice ever again.