If you really loved your cat you’d wear this dress! A great dress from ModCloth that tells the world your cat is front page worthy!
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Cats Win Every Time
Don’t woof me! Cats Rule! Thanks Funny or Die for this great pix.
5 Signs your Cat might be a Zombie
1. It’s stopped eating, even the really expensive stuff.
2. It’s taken to meowing in a blood curdling fashion.
3. There’s blood dripping from it’s eyes.
4. Instead of curling up in the window it bashes it’s head against the window all night long.
5. The only chew toy it enjoys is a severed finger.
5 Reasons Why Your Cat is like a Pope
1. Your cat looks good in fur.
2. Your cat demands regular tithing of kitty treats and rubdowns.
3. Your cat will excommunicate you for a variety of reasons.
4. Your cat expects worshipful attention when he deigns to speak.
5.Your home is a nation state ruled by your cat.
Who’s been sleeping in my bed?!
Beware Humans, first we steal the dog bed then we come for your bed!
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Speaking of talking cats…
You know that sound your Uncle Morty used to make after he had too much food and wine? You don’t have an Uncle Morty? Well imagine you did and imagine that sound times ten. Now you’re ready to check out the video of lynx talking to each other. You will never complain about Uncle Morty or anyone’s voice ever again.
Interspecies Communication-Cat to Baby
This cat is thinking “You morons got a defective cat. Now you’re stuck with it.”
5 Reasons Why Your Cat is a character from Game of Thrones
1. Your cat is constantly plotting for and against you.
2. Your cat knows that he’s the rightful heir to the Iron Throne or any throne.
3. Your cat expects to be waited on paw and paw.
4. Your cat doesn’t want to hear your excuses.
5. Your happiness is none of your cat’s concern.
Cat Jokes
We apologize in advance for the silliness of these jokes. Feel free to laugh and pity us at the same time.
Q: What do you call a pile of kittens
A: a meowntain
Q: Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn?
A: She had a litter of mittens.
Q: What do you get if you cross a chick with an alley cat?
A: A peeping tom.
A guy walks into a laundry run by cats. “Excuse me”, he said to the cat in charge, “Can you get milk stains out?” “Sure,” replied the cat. “We’ll have that stain licked in a minute!”
Catspiracy
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5 Famous Cat Lovers
Check out these famous friends of felines throughout history.
- Mohammed (570-632) – The founder of the Muslim faith approved of cats but felt dogs were unclean. It is said that he once cut off a sleeve in order not to disturb his sleeping cat.
- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965) The statesman enjoyed eating with his ginger kitten, Jock. Servants were often sent to find the pet so meals cound begin.
- Abraham Lincoln – Abraham Lincoln’s cat, Tabby, was the first of several White House cats.
- Charles Dickens – Charles Dicken’s cat give birth to a litter of cats. Dickens only allowed one of these kittens to remain with its mother. The kitten was known as the ‘Master’s Cat’. The kitten would snuff out Dicken’s candle in order to gain his attention.
- Sir Isaac Newton – Sir Isaac Newton, the scientist who first described the principle of gravity, also invented the swinging cat door for the convenience of his many cats.
5 More Reasons why your Cat is better than Sex
1. You will never be the father of any of your cat’s kittens.
2. Your cat doesn’t care about the size of your package.
3. You already know your cat won’t call you in the morning or at anytime.
4. You know where your cat has been.
5. Your cat won’t ever accidentally sleep with your sister.
Five reasons why your cat is better than sex
1. Your cat won’t tell you you’re doing it wrong.
2. Your cat doesn’t expect a call the next day.
3. Your cat won’t give you a suspicious burning down there.
4. Your cat doesn’t care what you look like naked.
5. You can pet more than one cat at a time without guilt.
5 Reasons Why your Cat is better than Facebook
1. Your cat won’t ever send you a friend request
2. Your cat won’t post pictures of its latest meal in an attempt at culinary Schadenfreude
3. Your cat doesn’t care if you “like” it
4. You’ll know immediately when your cat changes its privacy regulations
5. Your cat won’t ever tag you in pictures that could embarrass, shame or cause a legal action against you.
Tempted by the fur of another
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5 Reasons why your Cat is better than your Boss
1. Your cat won’t make you stay late and then screw you on overtime
2. Your cat won’t write an intentionally vague but still disparaging employee review
3. Your cat can’t email you documents after work hours
4. Your cat won’t take your ideas, use them as their own and never ever give you credit
5. Your cat won’t get drunk at the Christmas party and try to kiss you
5 Reasons Why your Cat is Better than your Ex
1. Your cat won’t ever “forget” to take/put on birth control.
2. Your cat won’t TiVo over Game of Thrones/Scandal and pretend it was an accident.
3. If your cat has a problem with you you’ll know immediately. Your cat can’t spell passive aggressive.
4. Your cat doesn’t want to change you. It only wants you to change the kitty litter.
5. Your cat doesn’t compare you to other humans. As far as your cat is concerned all humans are hopeless.
Next week 5 Reasons Why Your Cat is Better than your Boss
A cat lover by any other name
No judgements here.
Old dog New trick
Sometimes communication between species takes on a whole new meaning. Here’s a funny take on inter species communication from the New Yorker.
A whole new Catwalk
Don’t forget your cat when you’re renovating. ViralNova gives us this great story about a German company Goldtatze.de that makes fantastical “cat heavens” for cats here on earth. Everyone has a granite counter top but a cat heaven that’s too cool for kitty school!
It all started when craftsman and designer Stefan Hofman decided to make some walkways for his cat, Mowgli. The kitty needed some extra space to climb in the apartment.
Most of Gold Paw’s products focus on suspension bridges, climbing/scratching poles and kitty condos that are suspended from the ceiling.
If you thought your cat liked sitting on a bookshelf or on top of the furniture, then just imagine what it would do if it had access to its own wall-mounted heaven.
These pieces seem to be custom designed (and built/shipped from the EU) so it would cost a pretty penny to get one for your American feline.
Although, if your young and spritely cats love climbing, it would be totally worth the cost.
sweet little black kitty 